
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES
I think I just found my vows =D