December 2010
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
itsperfectlyimperfect:
inah-ko:
My 2011 Resolutions.
o123lucyabc:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can gtfo.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school…maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get...
I fucking hate people who make plans and end up...
itstrishhhh5a:
Don’t make plans if you’re not even going to go through with it. Or I will beat your mother ass down.
I can never keep a straight face when I stare at...
itstrishhhh5a:
always
When someone compliments me I absolutely feel...
chibikat:
dangoon:
Like sometimes its just I don’t agree with them
But if they continue to insist on the inside theres a part of me thats just like
HAHAHAH
Dear boys:
Your penis is not like Pinocchio’s nose. It won’t get longer every time you lie about its size.
Sincerely, Reality.
I find it cute when boys,
jaytriisome:
Make weird faces
Say “aww”
Asks how your day was
Don’t care about their appearance
Play with their younger siblings
When they dance ridiculous
Lick their lips
Get frustrated
Laugh
when they play with siblings, it’s extremely cute. weird, when i was reading this I thought of someone and smiled.drfgusfdjdiajga Fuuuuuu :)
Watch
When people hear the song "Take you down" by Chris...
ohmygerrika:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF...
andreewisbeast:
I miss unwrapping presents. Now that I’m older all I open is envelopes.
Filipino party tonight.
thewayhemakesmesmile-:
stephwinchester:
mariianna:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor...
staycassy asked: Danielllllllle, merry christmas! Hope you have an amazing day :$ <3
staycassy asked: Danielllllllle, merry christmas! Hope you have an amazing day :$ <3
johnnybuiii:
This has been on Repeat. For days....
So yesterday, there was this whore at my school...
drugdealinmusic:
^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Guys must read this.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
Mom: Get off the computer.
cheraustria:
Me:
Tomorrow is Christmas Eve.
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
And I’m just like, what love life?
kailazager:
WHY DO I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH.
When I'm in the car and a sad song comes on the...
inah-ko:
English vs. Tumblr
English: WHY DON'T YOU.....!
Tumblr: Y U NO......?!?!?!
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English: You're so immature and stupid.
Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH
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English: I'm single.
Tumblr: Forever alone.
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English: I'm so mad!
Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif*
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English: Anonymous.
Tumblr: Anon.
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English: Dianna Agron is so hot.
Tumblr: UNFF
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English: My work/Mine
Tumblr: MAH WORKZ
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English: *laughs* That's so funny!!
Tumblr: WHAT IS AIR?
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English: Hey
Tumblr: OHAI
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I think Tumblr pretty much wins here
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